Conan O’Brien, Stephen Colbert & Whoopi Goldberg Crack Jokes at the Vatican

For one morning, the universal language of the Vatican was laughter as comedians from all over the world met with Pope Francis.

For some, it was not their first time meeting the head of the Catholic Church. But what was different was the message he gave the group—one specifically meant for them.

“It was nice to see him again and nice to see him in this environment with comics who very rarely get a lot of love. But him reminding all of us that humor is everything,” Whoopi Goldberg said. It really is meaningful and meaningful to us as humans, meaningful to God. It’s nice to get a little pat on the back.”

More than 100 comedians filled the Apostolic Palace to participate in this intiative promoted by the Dicasteries for Culture and Education and for Communication.

Each greeted the Pope individually, some even getting him to crack a smile. And Pope Francis left them reflecting on the relationship between humor and faith.

“I love this Pope for all his flaws. He’s a human being,” Stephen Colbert said. “And if he thinks comedy could be part of the life of the Church and your role as a good Catholic or a good Christian, I’ll think about that. I don’t know how to do it. Adding dignity or respectability to comedians never helps, so I’m not gonna take it too seriously. But it was an honor.”

Pope Francis not only gave the group advice but also a physical reminder of the experience: a rosary, which at least one comedian already has a plan for.

“It’s one of those once in a lifetime opportunities. And I did get a rosary bead from the Pope and so that’s a nice thing to have,” Conan O’Brien said. “I can bring that to my mom and that’s going to mean the world to her and then I can take it away from my mom and sell it on eBay…and then keep the cash for myself. So yeah, I’ve got this whole thing worked out.”

As these comedians return to their shows and podcasts, they bring with them both the Pope’s words and the memory of his all-too famous smile.

3 Main Points From The Vatican’s New Document on the Bishop of Rome

A new document published by the Vatican is the result of dialogue with non-Catholic churches on a topic that has been a source of division: the role of the pope.

The document responds to an invitation from Pope John Paul II to all Christian confessions in the encyclical Ut Unum Sit. In it, he outlined the need to find a way for the role of the pope to be recognized by all.

Distinguishing the functions of the pope meanwhile emphasizing his role as Bishop of Rome
Among the proposals made in the document is a call for a clearer distinction of the pope’s responsibilities. On one hand, he is Patriarch of the Western Churches. On the other, he holds primacy on a universal level because he is in charge of maintaining unity. He is also the head of a government—the Vatican City State—meanwhile serving as the Bishop of Rome.

The text recommends that the pope’s role as Bishop of Rome be emphasized more as it may make it clear to other bishops that he is one among them.

The first Vatican Council
One of the conclusions of the First Vatican Council that has caused controversy in ecumenical dialogue was the declaration of papal infallibility.

This new document calls for an “updated commentary” of some of the decisions made in this council to adapt it to the current culture and ecumenical context.

Synodality
The meaning of synodality has been a central topic in the Catholic Church for decades. In the document, the Vatican recognizes the challenge of involving all levels of the Church in this discussion and also touches on the role of bishops’ conferences.

The nature of this new document is not legislative nor does it impose new models of conduct for relations with other churches. But it is one more step in the theological dialogue where different points of view emerge. The document closes by outlining the need for continuing this dialogue and pointing out various ecumenical initiatives.

Brooklyn Students Get Hands-On Lesson about Saint Anthony

by Katie Vasquez

This was the first time Paige Winters has ever touched a relic.

“I thought it was very cool. And you like how old it was, and. and it’s an artifact. I think that’s really cool,” said Winters, an 8th grade student at St Ephrem Catholic Academy. 

She, along with her fellow classmates at St Ephrem Catholic Academy in Brooklyn, has been studying the saints, learning about popular figures like St Anthony of Padua.

At this mass, where two first-class relics of the saint are right in front of them, the lessons take on a whole new meaning. 

“This was overall my favorite mass of the entire year. I think it was very interesting learning about all this stuff and getting to touch the rib of Saint Anthony,” said 6th grade student at St Ephrem Catholic Academy, Antonios Ashkar. 

The first class relics include a piece of St Anthony’s skin and his floating rib. 

They traveled from Padua, where the 12th century franciscan friar served, to the Dyker Heights church, as part of a tour traveling around New York and New Jersey.

St Ephrem’s saw it as a chance to give their students a once in a lifetime opportunity. 

 “It gives them an exposure to our Catholic tradition and our identity so that they will understand what our tradition is,” said St Ephrem Church pastor, Father Robert Adamo. 

“Not only learning about our saints and about our religion within our books, within the bible, but bringing it to life and being able to bring it to life by bringing the relics of saint anthony of padua showed that,” said St Ephrem Catholic Academy principal, Michael Phillips. 

On top of being able to venerate the relics, students also received blessed bread, a reminder of the saint’s kindness to the poor. 

But while they’re gaining a new appreciation for the patron saint of lost things,

Father Mario Conte, who brought the relic to St Ephrem’s, says they can also find so much more from this experience. 

“We have to think about the things that we don’t even realize we have lost. First of all, faith, our faith is the most important thing. And nowadays faith has been lost for many, for many people. Indeed,” said Father Mario Conte, a friar with the Pontifical Basilica of Saint Anthony of Padua.

Catholic News Headlines for Wednesday 6/12/2024

Some lucky students in Brooklyn got a lesson straight from the past! Check out the relics they got to see for themselves to mark the Feast of St. Anthony.

Bishops are flocking to Louisville for their bi-annual rendezvous, diving deep into crucial church matters. From migration to the Synod on Synodality and the National Eucharistic Revival, catch the discussions as they unfold.

Pope Francis has a holy message for priests: keep it short and sweet! The pontiff is cracking down on long-winded homilies, urging clergy to cap it at eight minutes of brevity.

Can ‘soulless homilies’ deliver a punch? Don’t miss out on this clash between tradition and technology, as some priests are turning to AI.

U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican Joe Donnelly Joins Currents News

U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican Joe Donnelly joins Currents News to discuss his decision to step down on July 8.

A native New Yorker, Ambassador Donnelly served in his roe for nearly three years. Among his responsibilities were advancing the United States’ interests and strengthening ties between the two countries.

Bishops Convene in Kentucky for Important Bi-Annual Meeting

Bishops from around the country are heading to Louisville as their bi-annual meeting is set to kick off Thursday in Kentucky.

During the two days of discussions, the bishops are expected to touch on a variety of important topics concerning the Church, including migration, the Synod on Synodality, and the National Eucharistic Revival happening now.

The national correspondent for The Tablet and Crux, John Lavenburg, joins Currents News to discuss what to expect from the first day of meetings.

Community Rallies After Vandal Damages Statues at Bensonhurst Church

by Katie Vasquez

These parishioners at St. Dominic’s Church are hoping to raise their spirits.

“I was shocked. I was, you know, upset and dismayed,” said St. Dominic’s Church parishioner, Mary Ellen Piorkowski Lane.  

Those feelings after destruction at St. Dominic’s in Bensonhurst after a 30-year-old man smashed two statues outside and damaged the windows. 

“It’s not right to come to a church and do what he did,” said St. Dominic’s Church parishioner, Maria Del Priore. 

According to officials, on June 10, the hammer-welding vandal went on a rampage, smashing things at the church and all over the neighborhood

Video from a neighbor shows him in action, destroying a statue of Pope Saint John XXIII in the middle of the afternoon! 

He also destroyed an image of Saint Teresa of Calcutta, that neighbor then called the cops 

“We had a wonderful neighbor across the street who could have looked the other way, but found it in her heart to capture the event on video, immediately notify the police and the police came with a very rapid response,” said St. Dominic’s Church pastoral associate, Deacon Anthony Mammoliti. 

The man was arrested and police have identified him as Randy Maldonado Avila. 

He was charged with criminal mischief and criminal possession of a weapon.

The pastor of St Dominic’s, Father Michael Lynch only caught the aftermath of the chaos. 

As volunteers helped board up the windows and cover the statues, Father Lynch says the emotional wounds still remain. 

“No one was hurt physically. hearts and minds are scarred a little bit and probably wounded,” said Father Lynch, pastor of St. Dominic’s Church. 

Still the parishioners of St Dominic’s say they will continue to pray for this person.

“We have to face it. pray for the person, and we pray, god, that he helps us to fix all this mess,” said St. Dominic’s Church parishioner, Grace. 

“We’re a strong community, so we’re going to get through this,” said Piorkowski Lane

“We forgive and forget in this instance. right. we do forget that someone did something wrong or bad to us, but we never forget to pray for them,” said Father Lynch. 

A donor has stepped up to pay for the repairs of both statues.

Catholic News Headlines for Tuesday 6/11/2024

A 30-year-old man with a hammer was arrested in Bensonhurst on Monday, after smashing statues and windows at St. Dominic Church.

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Nuns to Travel Entire Pilgrimage, Sisters Update Thousands of Followers on Journey

Catholics across the country are encouraged to join the pilgrimage at any point in the journey, but four nuns are taking up the challenge to travel the entire route.

These women, from the order “Daughters of Mary, Mother of Healing Love,” said they felt called to travel the Seton Route since they first heard about it.

However, when they reached out to the Congress about being perpetual pilgrims, they found out it was only for young people.

Later, they talked to the priest in charge of the Northeast journey, who said they could join as long as they had a support vehicle.

Merely hours later, the nuns received the donation they needed to make that happen.

Since then, they have been happily traveling alongside the pilgrims and updating their more than 10,000 followers on social media.

EXCLUSIVE: Saint-To-Be Carlo Acutis’ Mother Reflects on Her Blessed Son

Antonia Salzano is celebrating the news that her son will soon be a saint. The woman who raised Carlo Acutis and took pictures of him playing in the snow, dressed as superheroes, and celebrating birthdays said he was just your average kid.

“He lived a daily life with his classmates, he used to do sports, he used to be a normal young boy,” Salzano said.

However, there was one big exception: Jesus was the center of Acutis’ life.

“Carlo lived this presence of Jesus in everything he used to do,” Salzano said.

She said Acutis started going to Mass every day at seven years old. He took part in Eucharistic adoration, prayed the Rosary, and read the Bible.

He even sparked her conversion.

“Carlo was for me like a little savior, because before I was like a Protestant,” Salzano said. “I thought the sacraments were symbols. Simple symbols. And the Blessed Sacrament was a normal piece of bread, even after the consecration.”

Her child made her a believer, especially after the teenaged computer whiz created a virtual exhibition on Eucharistic miracles, which has led to the conversion of thousands.

At the end of his life, when he was just 15 years old, Salzano said Acutis was not afraid to die.

“He was not scared about death,” Salzano said. “He used to say death is the passage to the true life.”

Even after his death from leukemia, Carlo Acutis continues to evangelize.

Hundreds of thousands viewed his beatification Mass, and with his canonization ahead, Salzano has just one hope.

“I hope Carlo will switch on the faith,” Salzano said.

Another story she told was that after her father died, Acutis, who was not even five years old, told her his grandfather came to him and asked him to pray for him since he was in purgatory.

Salzano said Acutis started praying for the souls in purgatory and never stopped.